conversation with a friend afar + conversations with the small one pt 2

the friend


j: herbivores are sea urchins?
c: herbivores sea are urchins!
of course


j: woah WOAH
that is a different permutation than i had in mind
please explain


c: you've never heard of the verb "to sea?"


j: and the adjective "are?"
c: yes!
god you catch on fast


j: i know, i pride myself in my ability to destroy language


c: ah, now we must create it!
to create, one must destroy
I AM SHIVA


j: SHEEVER


c: ICICLE


j: EYECYCLE


c: EYECYCLOPSICLE


j: LOPSICLE!


c: BOPSICLE!


j: BOPSI
taste the rainbow


c: JONSI hear the rainbow


j: jonsi is one letter away from being an anagram of my name


c: wait, i meant the singer jonsa


j: OH
okay


c: JASON is the rainbow
but not gay


j:that is the highest of compliments
thank you
so, i might have gotten myself in a band
!


c: OOO!!!
congrats!
what? who? what do they do?
sing? dance? play in the sand?
of seaaaaatttle




the small one


kelly: we gave angie's dog a ride home
connie: what kind of dog is he?
kelly: the curly medium kind




connie: the evil one in thomas and the tank engine?
kelly: no he wasn't evil he was just GRUUUMPY
kelly: his name was marvin






connie: yeah, you ate very little (kelly doesn't eat enough food)
kelly: YOU'RE very little!!!




Kelly: This is what mommy would want me to be: standing against the wall, reciting Chinese, while doing math. Then she would come back and say good job Kelly.


Kelly: Tyra has this really big perfume sprayer...really big sprayer...Tyra has a really big perfume.




Kelly: oh yesterday i watched spirit!!!! i love that movie
so my life doesnt suck




Kelly: DID YOU FEED THE FISHES
Mama: They look fine.
Kelly: No! Mommy can’t you tell they’re trying to get my attention!