some combination of weird sleep hours/itchiness in the brain/dissatisfaction/too many neurons firing has put me into a dangerously adhd state where i am wondering why things can cost so much, like sunglasses, unless they are made from alien leather. "hello we come in---AKCHSDOGIJ SWUQEENOSDJ NOOOOOO." the hidden cost of designer wear. I foresee an expose article in the atlantic. no not really, sunglasses are never made from leather.
i am also engaging in incestuous technological interaction--hypocrite hypocrite hypocrite. if you say that fast enough it just turns into "hkrppkrpppkrpp" given that, i might as well say this here. i've discovered a new and exciting way to get people's attention: belligerently shout their favorite things at them. now i just need to do this in crowded venues.
Person A: in a conversation with someone, perhaps someone important like their professor
Person B: CHEESE! pay attention to me! BACK MASSAGE FROYO!!!
Person A: these are a few of my favorite things
my instructor for environmental studies cancelled class today due to instructor injury. i hope he's okay.
I hereby dub today Wallow Day.
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